Obama says- take the day off of work


In a stunning move that shocked the news media and a baby chimpanzee in Bangkok:

Barack Obama tells Americans to: “Take the day off..”

Barack Obama tells Americans to: “Take the day off..”

That’s right..!!

Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama wants you to skip school and do not show up for work..!!

In a brilliant sign of fore-sight, Obama suggests that you tell your teacher and / or boss FIRST, before you take the day off. (Phew.. Dodged a bullet there..!!)

Many Americans do not know what it is like to have an “entire” day off, so here at The Angry Republican; we thought we would give you suggestions on how to fill this “Obama Holiday” off from work and school.

Now, we: (at The Angry Republican) are in the same boat as you: (the working Americans)- we work from January until May- JUST TO PAY THE TAXES that are owed to the government, by all of us Americans. Then, the remaining 7 months, we work to pay our bills, buy food, and buy Chinese made crap at Wal-Mart.

So what we had to do, to write this editorial, was ask people on Welfare; “what can a person do all day, when they are not at work or school..??”

So, here is that list:

Things that you can do on your- “Obama Holiday” off from work and school.

Sleep until noon.

Eat a bowl of Fruitti Flakes and go back to bed.

Call up your friends to see which one has some weed.

Go out to the mailbox and see if the Welfare check has arrived.

Trade your food stamp money, (50 cents on the dollar, of course) to someone for- “beer money.”

Go vote for Barack Obama.

Now- if you live in Ohio, you can vote for Obama more then just one time.

In Ohio, a judge (US District Judge Edmund Sargus) has ruled that you can list a “park bench” as your residence. A “refrigerator box” could also be use to get a extra Obama vote.

So now, you no longer have to prove who you are to vote for Obama..!!

Just pick a name and tell the poll worker that you live in a Citco gas station rest room. (Hugo Chavez owns that place, so you are safe.)

However, do not use crappy names like John Doe or Mary Smith. All of your fellow friends from ACORN will be using those names to vote for Obama.

You have the whole day off…

Come up with some really “cool” names that will make the poll workers laugh. (After you leave, of course.)

Here is a list of “cool” names that you can use to vote for Obama.

Jack Meoff- (home) dumpster

Sally Gaylicker- (home) cardboard box

Leena Wayback- (home) alley

Mickey Mouse- (home) trash can (note) this name might already be used?

Barry Fartenhiemer (home) under a urinal

Tina Easylay (home) not sure, some guy’s house

Barack Obama suggests that you take a day off from work and school, to beg people to vote for him.

I think this is a great idea..!!

For if Obama wins this election, and Obama taxes the hell out of small business, being out of work may become a part of your life, and you will need practice on how to fill your day.

If Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid raise taxes on folks making $40,000 or more, you will have to learn how to “do less, with less money.”

So taking a day off from work and school is a great way to practice being “broke, and out of work.”

Obama suggests that on your “Obama Holiday” off of work and school, that you should knock on peoples doors and call up strangers.

This is also a great idea..!!

It will prepare you for all the job interviews that you will have to make, when Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi raise taxes on small business- in a bad economy.

Really, when it is all said and done, I have no problem with liberals and democrats taking a day off of work and school to honor Barack Obama. After all, Barack is the liberal’s great leader; the “chosen one” and the least that liberals could do is have a day to honor their “most highest.”

So, democrats, take that day off and honor your comrade in this struggle.

We conservatives will keep the company (and the country) running without you.

If I could, I would take the day off with you.

But I can not.

With my job, there is only a couple of people who could fill in for me, and it would be terribly unfair to burden these people for the “Obama Holiday” off from work.

However, liberals- you go ahead and have your “Obama Holiday.”

Go ahead and call up people and beg them to vote for Obama.

Knock on as many doors as you can and plead for anyone to vote for Obama.

Don’t give a second thought about the country, while you are “begging” for Obama.

We conservatives will keep it running.

Besides, “begging” is something that you will need to learn how to do, if Obama is elected.

Written by AR Babonie for The Angry Republican

Coming this weekend:

Will Barack Obama copy John Kerry’s loss..??