We look at the news headlines, and it can be disturbing…

Al Qaeda is training young boys to become killers for Jihad and Allah.

A recent bombing in Iraq utilized mentally ill women who may not have known that they were on a suicide mission.

(Sick bastards)

Fox News ran a story on a 23-year-old blogger who was arrested in Britain for running a terrorist blog site that was plotting the killing of innocent people in Europe and America.

A dark warning came from this case because this kid is not alone. Estimates show that there could be hundreds of al Qaeda type bloggers active on the Internet. They blend in with American bloggers who hate President Bush. These terrorist bloggers are not stupid. They have a basic understanding of our ways and with the help of Google Search, they can answer basic questions.

The main goal is to indoctrinate the young and stupid Americans into thinking that radical Islam has a just reason for killing innocent people. It is a tool to recruit people into the web of death and the gates of hell, which is radical Islam.

Which means you could be talking to a terrorist on the Internet and not even know it.

How can you protect yourself from terrorist bloggers..??

Here at The Angry Republican, we have devised a handy questionnaire to help you identify a terrorist blogger.

You may want to print out a copy of this questionnaire and keep it handy..!!

Question-

(one) Terrorist bloggers believe the US government blew up the World Trade Towers on 9/11. If you are talking to someone on the Internet who believes the US government blew up the World Trade Towers, that person is probably a…

Oh.. wait..

Some liberal bloggers also believe the US government blew up the WW Towers. Sorry, we cannot use this one.

(Two) Terrorist bloggers believe America is wrong and the cause of all the world’s ills.

Wait.. this won’t work either..

Liberal bloggers also believe America is wrong and the cause of all the world’s ills.

Let’s try another one.

(Three) Terrorist bloggers have a belief system and if you do not follow their belief system, you are an outcast and a target. There is no room for free thought and different ideas.

Oh.. crap..

Liberal bloggers also have a belief system. They believe that they can control the weather and that the government should run your personal life. If you do not follow the global warming crowd or the socialistic movement, you are an outcast and a target for progressive trolls. There is no room for freedom and different ideas.

(Four) (This one should work..!!)

Terrorist Bloggers believe that enemy combatants being held in a foreign country should have American constitutional rights.

(Surely, democratic bloggers would know that democratic presidents have never given American constitutional rights to war criminals being held in a foreign land? Even the founding fathers didn’t give American constitutional rights to war criminals. People must have learned this in school? Why would they condemn a republican president when a democratic president has never given those rights to the enemy?)

I’m sorry.. we cannot use this one either.

Liberal blogger DO want to give American constitutional rights to the enemy.

(Five) Terrorist bloggers believe “wealth equals evil.” (Forget the fact that the leader of al Qaeda is filthy rich. That doesn’t count because Osama never did anything to earn that wealth. His daddy gave him the money.) Terrorists believe wealth equals evil.

Here we go again..

Many liberal bloggers also believe rich people are evil. If you are the CEO of a company, or the owner of a big business, you must be evil and you need to be taxed out of business. (Except for lawyers and movie stars? Liberals do not care how rich lawyers and movie stars get.)

(Six) Terrorist Bloggers refer to President Bush as a “war criminal”. Forget the fact that President Bush has never been charged in a court of law with any crimes, terrorists still claim he is a criminal.

This will not work either..

Liberal bloggers also claim Bush is a “war criminal.”

(Seven) Terrorist bloggers spend hours cutting and pasting stories on the Internet that have an anti- American slant.

DAM…

Liberal bloggers also spend hours cutting and pasting stories on the Internet that have an anti- American slant.

Folks, I’m really racking my brain here to come up with a way of identifying a terrorist blogger on the Internet. But I cannot tell you how to separate the terrorists from the liberals..??

There is one way…

(Eight) Terrorist Bloggers will strap bombs to themselves and blow up innocent people.

To my knowledge..

Liberal bloggers haven’t yet started to blow themselves up for socialism or the environment.

Unfortunately, by the time that the terrorist blogger straps a bomb to himself, it is already too late.

Sorry, I was really hoping to find a way to tell the difference between the liberal bloggers and the terrorists, but I cannot.

If you have any ideas, please tell us in the comment section. Because I can’t think of any way to know for sure who is liberal and who is a terrorist.

Written by AR Babonie for The Angry Republican

Advertisements